| This was written by joey not me
And that is one of the many reasons why chase should be inducted in the 'chosters/209ers. plus he is 1/4 of the reason why my house didn't burn down that one boss night were I found out that flames could travel into the gas can, as well as cause an massive explosion causing flaming shrapnel to hit us and or my house causing mass castration by the harris mother and father figure and or fire department and other local authorities which would most likely of end up with all of us getting a hefty fire safety citation and or time in the brand new juvenile detention center that my father happens to basically be in charge of. causing mass feeling of shame and embarrassment to the Harris' as a whole and to any of the 'chosters/209ers involved.
but because we reacted in such a timely fashion. I give medals of joeys honor to....
Ian Thew- for his courageous acts in actually grabbing the flaming gas can and throwing it in the water....Ian, if you wouldn't of done that my house and or us would of been set aflame. and u also get the lavender heart for burning your fingers in the process and having ur pants set ablaze
David Khedry- with ur quick and clear thoughts in such a high stress situation I give you the medal of joeys honor for you were the first one to actually think hey! Lets stop looking at the fire and do something about it and even when you got back you took man of the hose putting the inferno in its place. So that is why
Chase Goodwin- Your calmness and smart thinking made putting the fire that much easier and thank you for supplying the cigarettes for stress relieving. So therefore I guess you the Medal of Joeys Honor
Stevie Dawson- Your cooking skill are a 11 out of 10 you will make a fine house wife in your future yrs with. And your exceptional pancake and Bocklavah making are exceptional enough to earn The Medal of Joeys Honor.
Joey Harris- Joey you did nothing to earn a medal in the the fire incident because you are the reason for starting the fire but you did crush a un cracked egg with your bare hands and got yolk on everybody except ian and chase so therefore you earn the Medal of Joeys honor
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| ok... so the day started out like any other. woke up... usual morning hastle... got to school... struggled through school til 1:30 when i had a doctors apointment. so i got outa school which was pretty cool but that was only to be dwarfed by the chaos that began at around 4:00. Well... the crew and i got together to go watch a movie. (we were soldiers once...) because andy and dave hadnt seen it. Well turns out they wanted to do a work out... i wasnt looking forward to that because i was allready tiered from earlier workouts this week. but once we were done with that me and joe whent to his house and we were gonna meet up with dave later. so when dave called we whent down to the fire road (actualy on the fire road) and picked him up. and took him back to joes house... well on the way up we whent up a diffrent road to try and do some donuts in front of chases house... well guess who we see off to our left on the way there? yup... chase... in his pajamas... well we asked him if he wanted to put pants on and come with us.... Then there were four. so we got back to joes house and were about to watch the movie when.... we decide to go play with fire... we started off small... just a little WD40 and a match. well then we found the gasoline... a little bit of that on the ground and we had a little fire going... well we had all done this before and we had to out do ourselfes and out came the wooden snake... dunked that in a little gassoline... poof! we were haveing fun watching the snake burn when joe got the bright idea to poor more gasoline on it... well the fire travled up the gas to the tank... which promptly burst into flames... well joe droped the can and kicked it... spilling gasoline every where... chase meanwhileis takeing cover waiting for it to explode. daves running joes trying to get away and im just standing there thinking oh shit oh shit. theres a huge fire in the backyard and its being fueled by the gas thats still spilling from the tank so i reached in and grabed the burning gassoline tank and threw it in the pool... burning my hand in the prossess. then i look down realizeing that I AM on fire allso and jump into the pool after the flameing can of gassoline... by this time dave is getting the hose and putting out the 6ft high flame in the backyard...this all happened in a good 45 secs... well... we got it under control... hid the evidence... and whent back inside... and i am (of course) the onlyone injured... we recover from that ordeal and as i start to play the movie... somebody has a phone call... once there done and i put the move back on they have another... so the movie isnt getting watched and dave wants pancakes. PANCAKES! so... we got the eggs out and dave is showing joey thething were if you squeeze an egg a certain way it wont break and well... needless to say joey broke it... and there was egg everywere... he squeezed it so had there was egg on the window... on dave... on chase... on joe... everyone but me (woot) we are rolling around laughing but then we realized we had to clean it up and make pancakes so we tried... who knows what we made but i thought it was pretty good. anyways... we called stevie by this point to save our selfs and make us a real pancake. well she came over(oh yea... people are actualy watching the movie by this point) and she brought baklava(sp?) and no one ate it... yea... thats it... otherthan that we just fooled around and finished watching the movie... i might explain what we did then later... but not now...
dispite being burned / burning down joes house this was the most fun i have had in about a year... it was awsome... |
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| A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
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